How To Know If You’re A Side Chick (For Real)

Good morning; hope all had a great V-Day weekend. I know it’s been some time since I’ve updated but it’s been a long weekend. I left you guys off with “How To Know If You’re A Side Chick”. Well, this time, I actually have a few pointers…

Sometimes, knowing if you’re a side chick or not is all about having common sense. Example: You find yourself calling him more than he calls you. There’s always a different excuse as to why he can’t talk/spend time with you, he has a “friend” that you never heard of every other day and so on with the bullsh*t.

But, knowing if you’re a side chick for sure has complexity to it; every guy is different, thus, does things differently. Also, just because he falls into one or more of these examples, doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a side chick! You may not even be THAT important to him.

Side chicks are more like “accessories” that you don’t need, but good to have just in case.  So he won’t go out of his way to hold on to you. You won’t find yourself with gifts on days where, if you were a “normal” girl, you’d have one. You see, side chicks aren’t entitled to gifts because he doesn’t want to feel like he’s paying for sex. You see where I’m going with this? You spend your money to go see him, you spend your money on his gifts, your money is what’s holding the joke of a relationship together. But you’re just sex mama. That’s it. The most you may get is a bacon and egg sandwich in the morning before he kicks you out to spend time with his girl.

If this is you, you’re most definitely a side chick. How does it feel to find out this way? What’s going through your mind right now? What are you gonna do when you see him again. Oooh…just think about all that freaky sh*t you did for him last night before he left to spend V-Day with his girl! Mmm… girrrrrl…. you better handle yours.

And tell me how it went so I can put HIS ASS ON BLAST!

You can send me some pics too!

    • Mz Jazzie e
    • February 15th, 2010

    The sad thing is, I know plenty females who ARE side chicks and don’t care. i blame it on low self-esteem.

    • Mz Jazzie e
    • February 15th, 2010

    I know plenty females who are side chicks and don’t care. i blame it on low self-esteem. its sad really..

    • MelG
    • February 15th, 2010

    If this is true, I think I need to call some friends…

    • TeeBaby
    • February 15th, 2010

    Side chicks dont give a fnck about Valentines/Christmas/Birthdays. All we care about is getting our rent/cell phone/excessive shopping habits/credit card taken care of. Most of us can give 2 sh!ts about flowers and time spent. We have a “herb” (NYC slang) on speed dial to take care of that bullsh!t.

  1. @Mz Jazzie e

    I agree. it’s this kind of precedent that makes certain guys think it’s okay to treat women likes this: people will only treat you how YOU ALLOW them to treat you.

    • Qiana
    • February 16th, 2010

    If it’s established early on…I dnt really see the problem. I’m a female…I have needs nd I’m nt lookn for a bf. The way I see it he’s a sideline dude. We both kno the deal….

    • Screwed Priorities
    • February 16th, 2010

    Tee hee…I have a gf who fits this to the letter! Always buying and supporting ‘her man’ who doesn’t even bother being thoughtful in return. She swears that she is doing it big with the loser in question — smdh at the thought of her debauchery.

    • ItsMack
    • February 16th, 2010

    lol. real talk.

    • Chariel
    • February 18th, 2010

    Besides cut copy and plagiarize, so is there a way to e-mail this story to this one girl I know. She is a side chick and doesn’t know it. I tell her all the time… I want her to get out of her onesided relationship and pick herself back up financially.

    • Mr. SeenitAll
    • February 22nd, 2010

    Side Chicks are necessary for those nights the girl can’t make it to the house. 🙂

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